Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Your Kid Is A Pussy!

...but so am I compared to this little mini badass.



Don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer both started out like him. This is what the commercials for the Marines should look like. Screw the guy slaying the dragon in his dress blues, give me a baby choking out a fuckin cobra and say something like "He's Marine Corps material. Do you have what it takes? Pussy!" OOOOH RAH!

1 comment:

  1. Not ok...first of all I wouldnt let my kid near that snake....second,once it started striking, I would have moved my baby. But for the record, my baby will be a badass and choke a snake

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