Friday, May 29, 2009

Double Standard

George W. Bush was probably the most made fun of President in history. I liked the guy, but he sure made himself an easy target. Presidents are going to be made fun of. All politicians are. But with our new President, we have quite a predicament. How do you make fun of a black president, without getting accused of being racist. (even though he is half white, you ain't winning that war) Jimmy Kimmel decided to go into a black barbershop and test the waters.

Yes We Can

The other day, I went to the furniture store to buy a new love seat. I should've known something was fishy when all the salesmen were black. Well, I find a couch I like, and get it home only to discover... it was a BLACK COUCH!!! When I sat in it, my T.V. immediately changed to B.E.T. If only I would've went to Redhouse Furniture...

Thank God for racially diverse coffee tables. It's about damn time.

Friday Night Jam

I know I've been away for some time people, but real life called. Anyways, I'm back and it's time for your Friday Night Jam. Back in high school I was a huge fan of an hugely underrated band called Cake. Here's their single Going The Distance. It was probably their biggest hit and the song I first heard by them. Enjoy your Friday night.

Awesome Wedding Video

Wedding videos are a great way to preserve the memories of your special day. The people over at LOCKDOWN projects will make your wedding video truly amazing.

Brian & Eileen's Wedding Music Video. from LOCKDOWN projects on Vimeo.

Guns And Skateboards... 2 Of My Favorite Things

This is a little video called Skatebang. There's really no way to describe it other than to say it's downright weird.

After watching all those guys eat shit, I'm reminded as to why you'll no longer find me on a skateboard.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Putting Reality In It's Place

I hate reality T.V.. I hate it with a passion. I have enough bullshit going on in my life. I don't need to follow someone else's life, and I hate hearing them whine about their problems or hear them fussing. One of the shows I hate the most is My Super Sweet 16. If you haven't seen this show, it's about kids turning 16 who are entirely too spoiled, by their entirely too rich parents. I can't stand a bratty, unappreciative child. What this show should do, is take poor kids and give them all these nice things for their birthdays. The kids on this show need a bullet to the head, to spare the rest of society from their egotistical ways. So, when I saw this clip of Charlie Brooker railing against the machine, I had to share it. Enjoy!

...and then I saw this. My Super Shitty 30 is sad, but a little more accurate.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Tarantino. Need I Say More?

Quentin Tarantino makes the best movies. They're not for everybody, but they're damn sure for me. If you are a fan of good dialogue, then you are probably a fan of his movies. Anyways, here's an awesome mix of his movies. Thanks to yesbutnobutyes for the link and Eclectic Method for bringing us this awesomeness!

The Tarantino Mixtape from Eclectic Method on Vimeo.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Texts From Last Night

I've found a new favorite site. is one of the funniest sites ever. We've all sent and received drunken texts, but usually they're not truly appreciated until the next day. Anyways, I read this site every day and crack up. So I think every so often I'll give ya'll the funniest ones.

(925): i think i just met the girl of my dreams. someone made a serious statement about rape and she said "pish posh, i love surprise sex"

Surprised sex... that's friggin awesome!

Sunday, May 10, 2009

The Ultimate Mother's Day Gift

Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there. I want everyone to think back on all the gifts they've ever given or gotten for Mother's Day. Now watch this clip from Saturday Night Live and ask yourself if you've ever given a gift this good. Here's Mother Lover, feat. Justin Timberlake, Adam Samberg, Susan Sarandon, and Patricia Clarkson.

Mexican Car Crash

I'm at a loss for words on this one. I'm not sure if it's real, but it's definitely real funny.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Friday Night Jam

It's Friday night and unfortunately I'm heading to work. So to you lucky souls who get to enjoy Friday night, start it off with this classic by AC/DC, You Shook Me All Night Long...