Scared Not So Straight

For all you parents out there, hire a babysitter with a little backbone. This guy has a little too much sugar in his tank to be accountable for the safety of your child:



No knock on homosexual men, but atleast protect the child if you think you're in danger.

Friday Night Jam!!! (Old School Edition)

It's Friday people, so here's your Friday Night Jam. Me and my buddy Bobby Love were talkin' Old School Jams today, and I figured I would bless ya'lls ears tonite with some classics. So enjoy the good stuff, cause I'm taking it back to slap bracelets and shell toe Adidas...


That was the jam that made me love rap music. Hearing rap over rock had me hooked.


The Beastie Boys, were Eminem back in the day. My stepdad hated rap, but he said I could play the Beastie Boys, atleast were white.


One hit wonder, but definitely a classic.




ah ha ha ha


And then I let the Alpine play, bumpin new shit by NWA


And,yes I wore my clothes backwards to school... once.


Jump up, Jump Up and Get Down!!


You damn sure can't touch those pants! Stop! Hammer Time!


Word to ya Mutha!!


I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Aight ya'll, I hope ya'll enjoyed the memories!

Saturday Night Jam!!!

I had a busy day yesterday, so I didn't have time to bring ya'll a Friday Night Jam. To make up for that, I'm giving ya'll a Saturday Night Jam, because it's my blog and that's how I roll. I finally got cleared to return to work, got my truck back in working order, had to mess with my dawgs, and went and saw The Expendables with my girl. It was a great action flick, but the story could've been told a lot better. Anyways, back to business, here's your Friday Night Jam on a Saturday Night. On Facebook the other day, a friend of mine had the lyrics to a song called Peaches, by The Presidents Of The United States Of America, as her status. For those of you unfamiliar with them, they were popular in the mid 90's. I was a big fan of theirs. Lump is the song that I first remember hearing by them and it is also the band's favorite single:



Pay attention kids, that's the good stuff! This song was also the target of Weird Al. His version Gump is great:



And that's all I have to say about that.

Friday Night Jam!!! (Friday the 13th Edition)

It's time again for Friday Night Jam, and since it's Friday the 13th I decided to bring ya'll a horror themed jam. So enjoy the best horror song, and video in my opinion, of all time. Here's Michael Jackson's Thriller:



...and here's an even more disturbing version. These are Filipino inmates performing MJ's classic song:



...And just for good measure, here's nearly every kill from every Friday the 13th film:

Excited Yet?

I know I am. This is the new video that's suppose to be played between the 3rd and 4th quarters in Athens. Gooo Dawgs! Sic Em!

Take This Job And Shove It!!!

I'll never forget the first time I got to tell a boss that I quit. I was working on base in San Diego at a gas station for extra money while I was in the Marines. I enjoyed all my coworkers, and even my manager was really nice, but I had an assistant manager from hell. Well, one day I had a big night planned so I asked for the night off. My manager said no problem and told me to take the next day off as well. The big night was a blast and I was sound asleep in my bed when the phone rings. I look at the clock, it's 7am and I'm hungover. I answer the phone to hear the voice of a woman I can't stand, my assistant manager. She needs me to come in because of some sort of screw up on the schedule. As I'm informing her that I have the day off and I'm not gonna be coming in, she just keeps getting bitchier. So I kindly inform her that she can work the register, and that she can also shove that job where the sun don't shine. Man, did that ever feel good!

Well, on the web today I came across two pretty cool stories about people quitting their jobs. The first was a gay flight attendant that apparently had enough:

       Steven Slater, who was working on a Jet Blue flight at New York's Kennedy International     Airport, was apparently the subject verbal abuse from a passenger who tried to prematurely retrieve his luggage.

       As a result, Slater, 38, took to the aircraft's internal intercom where he made a public retort to the passenger, saying something akin to: "To the f***ing a**hole who told me to f**k off, it's been a good 28 years. I've had it. That's it!" – according to a source.

      He then activated the plane's emergency slide, grabbed a beer from the beverage cart and alighted the carrier – much to the surprise of the remaining passengers and fellow crew.



Man, that's classic. I love the slide and  beer part.

To top it all off, when the cops came to arrest this guy, he was BANGING HIS BOYFRIEND! Must of been the heat of the moment. So, that guy was pretty epic, but this next chick is just as awesome, just not as reckless. I found this story over on The Chive. Her name is Jenny and she quit her job by sending all of her fellow employees an email containing these pics:

That had to be the best email she ever sent. I hope she finds a job soon. As far as this post goes... I QUIT!!!!



Update 8/13/10: The girl quitting her job via email turned out to be a hoax!

Just Around The Corner

It's about to be my favorite time of the year. Football season is almost here. Anyone who knows me knows I'm a diehard Dawgs fan. There is nothing that can compare to being in Athens on a Saturday in the fall cheering my favorite team on to victory. And there is no team I hate more than those lizards from Floriduh, which is why I love Hairy's reaction in this ESPN commercial:



I don't know who that guy with him is, but he ain't much of a real Dawgs fan. Either way, Hairy puts him in his place. Gooo Dawgs! Sic Em!!!