Sunday, March 1, 2009

Facebook Summarized

For all my Facebook users out there, you'll really get a kick out of this vid. Listen as some grey bloke drops knowledge on what Facebook is really all about. You'll find it to be a pretty accurate description. It's basically a dead on account of Myspace too.


"People I sometimes see"

Now don't play you don't know what the hell he's talking about. We all have Facebook or Myspace friends that we haven't seen in years or sometimes have never even met. It's even to the point that one of the first things I ask people is if they have a Myspace page. Unfortunately, our lives have become so busy, that it is often the best way to keep up with folks and it will often tell you a lot more about them than they will. So to all my social networking people out there, keep stalking me...


"thats the song you could be ripping off with geico"

Geico Money Pictures, Images and Photos

The End Of The Story

It's a sad day in America. An American legend and icon, Paul Harvey, has passed at age 90. I've listened to Mr. Harvey literally my entire life. I've learned a lot of little facts in life from Paul. His voice was so comforting and his stories so interesting, that it never even matter what he was speaking about, you would listen anyways. He will be truly missed. Below is a brief documentary done on his life.



I can't believe I will never again turn on the radio and hear Mr. Harvey. Here are just a few of his pieces.









And now you know... the rest of the story. And here is what Mr. Harvey believes the man upstairs thinks the rest of the story is.



Paul Harvey...thanks for the memories, Good Day.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Saturday Morning Cartoons

This is a collection of one of my favorite internet cartoon series. This is the life of SupahFly from Joe Cartoon. He is the funniest and most badass fly to ever live. I apologize for the quality of the first vid, but it was the best I could find.


"Oh my head....I'm so wasted"


"You suck, but not like your mama"


"God has some serious red eye"


"The F Toe"


"Saint Dickaless"



I know the humor is a little juvenile...but so am I. I hope you got a good chuckle. "You know why Im your daddy? Because I did your mama like this!"

Friday, February 27, 2009

Friday Night Jam

Once again it's that time of week. Get up, get krunk, and leave all your stress behind. After posting the Dirty Diana video, one of my readers requested more Michael Jackson, particularly P.Y.T. Well as my faithful readers know, ask and you shall receive. Unfortunately, there was never a music video for this song, but I was able to get the song with a compilation video. So here you go, this is for my faithful reader, who shall remain anonymous, because he is a closet MJ fan.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Do You Want Fries With That?

Rob Dyrdek is an awesome pro skater and also the star of the show Rob and Big. When I was a skater in my teenage years, I always enjoyed watching footage of his skating, but now his best known for actin a fool. So here he is doing just that as he thrashes a Carl's Jr. or Hardees as it's known in my neck of the woods.



Carl's Jr. liked the vid and even posted one of their own.



And to top it all off, it turns out the Carl's Jr. happy star saves Rob's life. Karma like a mutha fucka!

Bow Chicka Wow Wow!!

Best blowjob of all time...


"Oh yeah, you like that don't you?"

Songs Named After Women

There must be a hundred songs named after girls. Well, maybe not a hundred, but at least 31, as Stewie is about to find out...


"Go Fuck Yourself!"

Here are just a couple of my favorite songs named after chicks. The first is Minnie the Moocher performed by the great jazz legend Cab Calloway. This is a clip from the movie Blues Brothers. This is such a great movie and it's so awesome that Cab done the song seeing as how he was doing in in the 40's!


"Hi dee hi dee hi dee ho"

Sorry about the part where the Brothers speak German. Its the only clip I could find that the embedding wasn't disabled. I had a similar problem with my next video. I originally wanted Billie Jean, but luckily Wacko Jacko named another song after a chick, and I like it just as much. So here's Dirty Diana from 1987...


"I'll be your everything, if you make me your star"

I remember hearing this song as a kid and entering puberty prematurely. It takes a damn good song to make you feel dirty at age six! lmao. So leave me a comment and tell me your favorite song named after a woman.