In light of the Masters this week and Tiger Woods' triumphant and controversial return to golf, I bring you this rarely seen video that Tiger released shortly after the accusations came out about his infidelity.
Well people, that sun is shining, the pretty girls are out tanning, and the dirty south is heating up! It ain't quite summer yet, but this beautiful weather has me in the summertime mood. So on that note, here's Kid Rock's All Summer Long...
It's that time of week again, so while I'm at work making that dolla tonite, mix you up a strong drink, knock some back in my honor, and jam out to one of my favorite artists, Jason Aldean. Here's my favorite from this Georgia boy, She's Country:
At one point in a man's life, it should be a requirement to date a "lunatic from Brunswick"! It builds character.
Funny or Die is Will Ferrell's web site, and therefore it's by default one of two sites better than mine, the other being Pornhub. lol. Recently, Funny or Die has brought their internet clips to a weekly HBO show. Saw it, Loved it, Didn't get the T-shirt, but only cause they don't have one. My favorite clip so far has been this next clip called Drunken History. They got a chick drunk,had her give us a history lesson, and then acted it out. Effin Genius.
If history class would've been taught like that, Id remembered a lot more. Her? Not so much. And now they've reunited a good bit of the SNL cast who played presidents for this great clip here. Obama, and the ghosts of Presidents Past...
Gotta make this one quick, headed to see Brantley Gilbert in concert. This comes as a suggestion from my closet MJ fan. So here's No Parking On The Dance Floor by Midnight Star...
I miss a lot of things from my childhood, mostly someone else paying the bills and doing my laundry. I really miss the games we use to play as children, that even though they were painful and alienated others, were perfectly acceptable and fun. My favorite? Dodgeball. Urban Dictionary defines Dodgeball as:
1. A game played most often in middle-school gym class. Usually fun, although often ends up to the social exclusion of nerds, dorks, etc. Can also be very painful to play. Essentially, people throw foam or rubber balls at the people on the other team. If you're hit, you're out,if you catch it, the thrower is out. Usually enjoyed by jocks and athletic people. Nonathletic people, such as myself, always leave the dodge ball field to a stream of boos and "You suck for being a wimp!". It's still damn fun, though. Is currently being banned from many schools.
OWNED!!!
What's not to love? A game that immediately weens out the weaker beings and allows people to be scarred for life and socially awkward? Sign me up! Hitler probably kicked ass at Dodgeball. This game should not be banned; it should be mandatory until graduation. I think we're making society weaker by trying to teach kids that fighting is not okay and that we're all equal. Have you been on Myspace lately? Even the ugliest mofos think they're rockstars and super models. We can't all be awesome people! It's our differences that make society interesting. If I wouldn't have got picked on for being poor growing up, I probably would suck at fighting and I know I wouldn't be near as witty as I am now. And if I wasn't witty, this blog would suck ass and you'd still be bored. Good Lord, the humanity!
THAT'S GOTTA HURT!
Watch as 1200 people set the Guinness World record for the world's largest Dodgeball game:
THERE'S A LOT OF DISAPPOINTMENT
And last but not least, here's Southpark's take on this great American pastime.
Please, write a letter to your Senator if you have to, keep this game alive in school. If you outlaw Dodgeball, then only outlaws will have Dodgeballs. I bet they're really good at Dodgeball in Iran. If our kids don't get the necessary training, the terrorists win. So go take a stand America, and grab life by the balls.
The American President is often called the most powerful man in the world. He is the leader of the free world. But without our forefathers stand against the tyranny of Great Britain, being the President of this great country of ours would be meaningless. Thankfully, we had ancestors with the testicular fortitude to stand up against oppression. Let us not as the American people ever forget that, or feel like we have no options against injustice. On this President's Day, I say lets celebrate our country and freedom instead of the position of one man. My good friend Glen Pond said it best when he said he "Believes u should always be proud of your country, but not necessarily your government...."
Republican or Democrat, Liberal or Conservative, never be afraid to stand up and fight for what you believe. "The shepherd drives the wolf from the sheep's throat, for which the sheep thanks the shepherd as his liberator, while the wolf denounces him for the same act, as the destroyer of liberty. Plainly the sheep and the wolf are not agreed upon a definition of the word liberty; and precisely the same difference prevails today among human creatures."- Abraham Lincoln
July 4th, 1776. We may just be due for another uprising. Mosh with me now.
Im a small town southern man, but i have a little bit of the big city in me from my life in the Marines. I hope to provoke some thought and laughter from you at the same time. Enjoy my blog and tell your friends.
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