Stop.... Hammer Time!!!

Saw this over on Neatorama. Too damn funny.


U Cant Touch This - MC Hammer
"Break it down"

Dude...I wish rap music was still this simple and fun. Hammer was entirely too awesome. There are very few people my age who can say they didn't love that damn song. And if anyone does say that, they are a damn liar. How about them pants? Could anyone other than Hammer pull those off? That's why he was 2 legit... 2 legit 2 quit!!!


MC Hammer - 2 Legit 2 Quit - MC Hammer

Sorry, if I'm gonna mention Hammer, I gotta come correct and give you the double dose! I don't wanna disrespect the man. Please don't hurt em' Hammer.

Why I Got Fired From Work

Why I was fired....

For the last company picnic, management decided that, due to liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person.

I was fired for ordering the cups.


I received this as an email today and it totally cracked me up.... because I would seriously do that.

Worse Backseat Drivers Ever

Two pissed off camels...in a car. I guess they got tired of walking.


"Turn Left!!! Turn Left!!! I SAID LEFT DAMMIT!!!"

This is all very explainable, as wild as it may seem. I have a good feeling that Dumb and Dumber is their favorite movie and they were simply reenacting their favorite scene.


"Mock...Yeah"

Freestyle Impersonations

I'm a huge fan of stand-up comedy. Ever since I was a little kid, comedians have captured my attention. I love to make people laugh and so I always wanted to be a comedian. I soon found out that most comedians never make it big or make very much money, so that pretty much killed that idea, but I still would love to do an amateur night someday. Aries Spears is a comedian I really enjoy. He's very funny and a great impersonator. Watch as he freestyles and does impersonations at the same time, it's pretty damn cool.

Southern Noodles

Nobody, and I mean nobody, does it like we do it in the Dirty South! Everything is different and better down here and that's what I love. One of our southern traditions that is unique to us is Noodlin'. For those of you not familiar with it, Noodlin' is the act of fishing with your bare hands, particularly for catfish. Noodlers find a catfish hole and stick their arms inside, hoping for the catfish to become defensive and bite down on their arms. It doesn't get much more country than that. Why I must admit I've never been, I do plan on going soon. This is a redneck extreme sport and a rite of passage I must experience for myself. Why it doesn't sound that difficult of a sport, noodlers often get minor injuries such as cuts, but they face a much greater danger from snakes, gators, and possibly even death by drowning. Not to mention that these catfish can weigh close to 100 lbs. This is redneck entertainment at its best. Enjoy watching one of the many games rednecks play.

Facebook Summarized

For all my Facebook users out there, you'll really get a kick out of this vid. Listen as some grey bloke drops knowledge on what Facebook is really all about. You'll find it to be a pretty accurate description. It's basically a dead on account of Myspace too.


"People I sometimes see"

Now don't play you don't know what the hell he's talking about. We all have Facebook or Myspace friends that we haven't seen in years or sometimes have never even met. It's even to the point that one of the first things I ask people is if they have a Myspace page. Unfortunately, our lives have become so busy, that it is often the best way to keep up with folks and it will often tell you a lot more about them than they will. So to all my social networking people out there, keep stalking me...


"thats the song you could be ripping off with geico"

The End Of The Story

It's a sad day in America. An American legend and icon, Paul Harvey, has passed at age 90. I've listened to Mr. Harvey literally my entire life. I've learned a lot of little facts in life from Paul. His voice was so comforting and his stories so interesting, that it never even matter what he was speaking about, you would listen anyways. He will be truly missed. Below is a brief documentary done on his life.



I can't believe I will never again turn on the radio and hear Mr. Harvey. Here are just a few of his pieces.









And now you know... the rest of the story. And here is what Mr. Harvey believes the man upstairs thinks the rest of the story is.



Paul Harvey...thanks for the memories, Good Day.